Some advices must be taken with a lot of salt:
No matter how beautiful and handsome you are, just remember baboons and gorillas can also attract tourists. Stop boasting!
Nicely put. Baboons & gorillas eh? The person who wrote this must be British, Americans will simply use “monkeys”..
No matter how big and strong you are, you will not carry yourself to your Grave. Be humble!
True. Point taken. A bit dark, don’t you think?
No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow. Be patient!
Help me with this one, I fail to connect body height with the ability to foresee future. All witchdoctors I know are short!
No matter how lightly skinned you are, you will always need light in darkness. Take caution!
Not if you are a member of feline community. They have the ability to utilize however little light available for their advantage. Is it why they always look cautious?
No matter how rich and how many cars you have, you will always walk to bed. Be contented!
Not true. You can always go to bed in a wheelchair. Ha!
Take Life Easy
No, it does not mean that. Thou shalt not kill, remember?
Life is “Exp. + Exp. + Exp.”
Yesterday was “Experience”.
Today is “Experiment”.
Tomorrow is “Expectation”.
So, use your Experience in your Experiment to achieve your Expectations.
Not to catchy but original, I’ve never seen another advice like this!